Jimmy Carter: “Medical Marijuana Cured My Cancer”

Cannasos reports:

By Jacqueline Austin

The Nobel winner thanked his doctors and family for their support through his brain cancerordeal. He also thanked Terrance ‘Scooby’ Williams of Dr. Green’s Greenery, a pot dispensary in Oakland, CA, for helping him find the right strain of cannabis.

Carter told his medicinal regiment to Sawyer“I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joint in the afternoon, and it makes me feel all right.

“Edibles are also good when traveling when smoking is not permitted.”

The future is bright for the 91-year-old humanitarian. Carter has resumed his house building for Habitat for Humanity and continues his weekly prayer service. “Marijuana is God’s medicine. I find indica is better than sativa, but there are plenty of good hybrids.“

Carter wasn’t endorsing pot smoking for everyone. “There is the right place and the right time to spark up a bowl. Don’t be a pothead but also be aware of the potential benefits of cannabis when used in moderation with the right music.

“I was never of big fan of alcohol but weed is the medicine I need. It also revived my love for peanuts. Have you ever eaten a peanut… on weed?”

With legal weed available in Colorado and Washington State and several states likely to pass the legalization next November during the Presidential elections, Carter will help support the cause in California, Oregon, and Massachusetts.

“Help build a house for those that need one and peace and sex above all else. I forget, what were we talking about?”

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5 thoughts on “Jimmy Carter: “Medical Marijuana Cured My Cancer””

  1. If it takes someone like a ex-president to claim that Marijuana helped him with his cancer, then maybe Congress will make it legal. Proud to know that Mr. Carter is on the mend. Proof that Marijuana is a product for many uses, besides the great medicine that it is.

  2. I am so glad it heiping people. But i have cancer and i dont have the education AR the resource to get any of these products I believe in them very much but there isn’t anything I can do I’m glad it’s helping all these people out. I not action for any help I’m just saying not all of us can afford It. I am on disability I can’t work anymore I don’t even have a vehicle to my name just saying not everyone can afford these things but don’t stop keep on doing a great job

  3. satire? or con job? Will we ever know the truth on how President Carter really cured his brain cancer. Pot is the ONLY substance on Earth that can destroy inoperable brain tumors/cancers. “They” allowed vice pres. Bidons own son to die for the sake of secrecy and saving their own asses ( investments). The truth will set man free but cost the corporations trillions. Big $ has no soul.

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