Cannabis-Induced Immediate Death Syndrome

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With all of the research, reform, and development that has been happening with Marijuana in America, its becomeing more difficult for us here at The National Marijuana News to find an equal amount of organizations that are fighting against the legalization efforts of potrepreneuers and the cannabusines. The legitimate sites and organizations that do exist like  Citizens Against The Legalization of Marijuana or SAM (Smart Approaches to Marijuana) are great resources for hearing educated viewpoints against full marijuana legalization, but are trumped on social media by an interesting group of websites.

We’re sorry to mislead you with the headline – but it was to prove a point….

Some of the most powerful marijuana related websites (in terms of reach on the web) are the ‘satirical’ ones that at first glance appear to be anti-marijuana, but are in-fact an extremely meta combatant – they take the possession of staunch right wing initiatives and conspiracy theorists several steps further and promote them with flare and expertise. The reason for these sites are their political statement, as well as their ability to phish traffic based on peoples reaction to anger.

They each have their own twisted style and charm, but some ideas seem way too over the top, such as the featured headline we borrowed – Cannabis Induced Immediate Death Syndrom, and 6 phase plan, where phase #5 is: “Physically eliminate all traces of marijuana on the planet using various and highly advanced methods”

 

Check them out for yourself:

Marijuana Makes You Violent

Hard Dawn

 

 

Some Screen Grabs of their sites:

 

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  1. Patricia Silverman on

    cannabis is not a drug it is a herb, stop with the lying anti cannabis pro prohibition groups, they have no science to support their position and they ignore all research not put out by a lying federal government, cannabis is not addicting, and no one in all of history has died from an overdose of cannabis, take a look at the endocannabinoid system, a system in the body that doctors are not taught about. get a clue please and lets stop prohibition.

    • When u say marijuana isnt a drug its a herb makes u sound so dumb a drug is any substance that alters ur mind marijuana alters ur mind witch makes it a drug but just because its a drug doesnt mean its bad marijuana has so many medical and non medical uses u could say its almost the perfect drug but saying its a plant not a drug is like saying cocain is not a drug its a powder and im sorry if I come off rude but people need to learn that it is a drug but just because its a drug does not mean its bad

      • haha know your facts before you call anyone retarded cause your wrong. Weed is a plant and is not a drug. The definition for a drug is anything ” humanly” made that alters the body. Weed grows from the ground and is not humanly made. Lol stupid ass

        • Per the dictionary: “drug | noun: A medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.” I am pretty sure cannabis satisfies the requirement for that particular labeling.

          • Wow well I guess I was wrong can’t find it anymore.. I read that from a dictionary in school a long time ago. It said a drug was anything humanly made that altered the body I guess they changed it or it lied to me lol. My bad sorry man

  2. honestly your retarded you want peace and prosperity…the 60s the 60s marijuana was everywhere and 57% of Americans smoked it the funny thing is people were happier and more content with their lives then they are today there was a growing economy but yes there was protests as well AGAINST WAR…. who started those protests…pot smokers,,,, who supports Peta and other animal rights groups who is more spiritual then most people …pot smokers…..you are an ill guided misinformed person or group of persons if you think weed is a terrible thing… my thoughts you tried it you didn’t like the way you felt or didn’t like it at all.. and now your against it.. honestly if it was legal id probably still be smoking ..rather then drinking and killing my liver… cannabis oil has been shown to kill live cancer sells treat leukemia as well, smoking pot has been shown positive change in many mental and emotional illnesses it relieves stress whether by yourself or socially smoking. Marijuana has been used as an agent for achieving euphoria since ancient times; it was described in a Chinese medical compendium traditionally considered to date from 2737 B.C. It also has a long history of use as a medicinal herb. Its use spread from China to India and then to N Africa and reached Europe at least as early as A.D. 500. A major crop in colonial North America, marijuana (hemp) was grown as a source of fiber. It was extensively cultivated during World War II, when Asian sources of hemp were cut off.
    Marijuana was listed in the United States Pharmacopeia from 1850 until 1942 and was prescribed for various conditions including labor pains, nausea, and rheumatism. Its use as an intoxicant was also commonplace from the 1850s to the 1930s.marijuana or marihuana, drug obtained from the flowering tops, stems, and leaves of the hemp plant, Cannabis sativa (see hemp) or C. indica; the latter species can withstand colder climates. It is one of the most commonly used drugs in the world, following only caffeine, nicotine, and alcoholic beverages

  3. Savannah Clendenen on

    Ya’ll are some dumb asses. Its a fucking plant. Seriously. You can’t die from it. Fr? It helps more than it harms fucking retard.

  4. Did any of you guys actually read the story? It clearly states that these are satire websites, meant to be funny and to poke fun at some of the older over the top anti marijuana campaigns. Its funny to me anyhow.

  5. this is the most ignorant thing I have read all day. you should take a look at the fact that you have to make a FAKE headline to get peoples attention about the “negative” side effects of marijuana. which you haven’t even stated a single side effect in this article. maybe instead of trying to spread false information you should inform YOURSELVES & do some research on the positive effects of marijuana. like how you can literally KILL cancer with CBD oil. please stop the ignorance & being close minded because your whole life you’ve been lied to & been told marijuana is a drug. just do some damn research.

  6. Aubrianne Larrabee on

    i believe this was written and thought out to make anti-marijuana people realize how ridiculous they sound in a professional matter. i found this to be very hilarious. i KNOW and believe that marijuana has many many benefits for your body. so many benefits that the government feels they have to make it illegal or they will lose money that they could be making by fraud. i honestly wouldn’t get upset about this at all. it’s all for the anti-marijuana people.

  7. I cant even begin to tell you brain washed people who created this how many lies and propaganda in the little marijuana research done back in the 70s and 80s that was done by the elite/illuminati’s puppet scientists that did there research using monkeys not even humans and the way they did the experiments was gas masks pumping 35+ joints equal or more in a 5 min period with no breaks for oxygen that is how it came to the knowledge of the sheeple public sayin it kills brain cells holding your breath that long kills braincells …do the research yourself don’t take my word for it

  8. the only thing the fda and government are worried about is controlling medicinal marijuana and having a tax bracket for it and gan money from all us people that are dying and need this medication that is giving us a compassionate lifestyle that we can live with when we are on ssi we cant work we cant move we are getting sicker day by day our blood tests are showing more illness in our body and we are getting sicker compassion that is what medical marijuana should be about these pills they give us are killing us hurting our bodies more cause side effects that we could live without i would love my life back but it cant be back so give me some fucking compassionate care

  9. There has not been a single death from pot recorded ever me I used to smoke at least an oz a day with my sister and I’m still tokin hard as f*** people who think pot is bad for you need to do some serious reserch

  10. Stupidest fucking argument I’ve ever heard seriously whoever published this is plain flat out ignorant and immature af open your fucking eyes

  11. Wow…point proven. Haha Read, you motherfuckers.

    Really digging the radio program, guys…stumbled upon it because of this post. Now, can’t turn it off.

  12. Whoever is the leading author to these arguments please take a moment go realize that not one person has died from marijuana use, and it serves only to scream out your lack of education on this subject, and it’s such a strong lack , that I tend to wonder if anything in your life is truthful. Your absolutely as bone stupid ad they come and honestly need to get a life. My sister is stage four terminal cancer with but a short period of time left on this earth, and next to chemotherapy marijuana is the absolute best and promising treatment in our world. If you ever did manage to eradicate marijuana from our planet you would be doing a dis service to humanity. You really should try somehow to manage to get a life. Its funny how you have no life, and u don’t even smoke weed. If u did smoke u would probably be the one person in history to never become anything, and actually epitomize what they call Amotivational syndrome. So in all of this I have to wonder who you really are? Politicians may be lining they’re pockets with weed money, but you, the person who is attempting to mislead society and in the end get “donations” to help fight a losing battle against weed. What may I ask will the money be used for? To line YOUR pocketses precious? Too funny. Your just a thief really. Using marijuana to line YOUR pockets. But telling innocent people lies to get money is thievery and I hope your karma comes back triple fold to haunt you.

  13. Wow this is some crazy shit, I’m smoking while I watched this and the only thing killing me is this stupid bullshit!

  14. who made this shit? know wtf ure talking about before you write shit like this rofl, Dieng from cannabis LOL Only way thats gonna happend is if you drop a 20 pound packet off a plane and hits someone in the face..

  15. RaTards…
    All you ignorant ass people
    Gotta do some reading comprehension..
    Youre the reason why
    Theres so much hate opposing marijuana smokers..
    Enlighten yourself.
    Ask for Guidance..
    Jesus Loves you.!

  16. Obviously the majority of you didn’t read the article. Its an article about satirical sites that make fun of peoples fear and ignorance the pictures and the title of the article are examples of that. Jesus fucking Christ

  17. I am 55 years old. I started smoking pot when I was 13. And I still smoke it everyday now. I have never overdosed on it, I never killed anyone over it, never went to prison or got into trouble over it and no one that I know of or heard of has either. So get off your high horses and get with the program and anyone that thinks the same way you do are just as stupid and ignorant as you are.

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